Friday, 24 August 2012

BHMNF 27th


Hello

If you haven't already arranged something for Monday, here are three pretty convincing reasons why you need to..The sun is shining, the Olympic golds have finished and it will soon be beer o’clock. Life is pretty god-damned good, right?


Well, for just 500 pennies, it could get a whole load better.

The Home Office have officially declared that the Bank Holiday MNF will be ‘the best ever’.  

Aside from the 16 coolest lads in NW London, 9 dodgy haircuts, 2 pictures of Defrauds broken Knee Cap, 10 frozen alco-tipples, 7 dapper hats, 10 things never to say on a date (Gingbag!) and 26 sexy facts about 50 Shades [draw breath], here is 1 more awesome reason to ditch the wife & girlfriend and play footy on a bank holiday!!! 
Need to know asap if you are IN otherwise NO Footywooty!
Soccerette?



A Couple Of Weeks Ago
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  DEWOGFRAUD FEW MONTHS AGO



Friday, 1 June 2012

BHMNF 4th


Hello

Unless you've been vacationing on the moon over the past week, you'll also be aware that next week is only a 3 day week?. 
There's been a fair bit of chatter on the interweb not such about the Queens Jubilee, but  BHMNF in particular the first come first served policy – unfortunately I don't want to know what you think, so once you've digested the rules & regulations, & bearing in mind your WAGS (except the Gink) will have things planned for Monday make sure you drop us an email now to tell us who you think should've grabbed the top 16 places. 
The email that tickles me the most will win a bloody amazing VIP ticket to watch me spin at McQueen tonight.
Have an awesome weekend,
Soccerette Anyone?

Monday, 7 May 2012

BHMNF 7th Teams

Forget your local nightclub, MNF is your only gateway to one of the finest untapped sources of female talent. It’s 100% free from the fuzzy signals that make dealing with women each weekend such a lottery.

You don’t need chat up lines and you won’t forget their name – you just have to pay 5 quid and you're in! With BHMNF you have the chance to get out of going shopping with the missus, having lunch with their mates from Kent, who's boyfriend is actually 'alright' but its still a schlap and you cant tell the kinda jokes you can with your MNF Buddies! We currently have 1,000s of fresh MNFers trying to join every week, all looking for a game with you. -

Got 7's tonight, but if you can get anymore let me know, (Josh Burns Anyone?) See you at 7.50pm! 

Teams

Darks

Max
Grotts
Jason D
Silver
wazza
Singer
Gink

Whites

Didge
Dave Lee
Dan Reese
Spencer
Damon
Cooper
Chilli

MNF 30th TRAILER DEWOGFRAUD FEW MONTHS AGO

Friday, 4 May 2012

BHMNF 7th

Hello
We all like a good vote, don't we? Vote for your favourite flavour of crisps. Vote for which well-meaning but ultimately hopeless suit you want to run the country. Vote for which sob story-ridden coiff-haired teenager you want to get an exploitative recording contract. Vote for this, vote for that. Vote vote vote.
Never ones to pass up on a free ride on the bandwagon of joy, I held a vote, to determine which of the above MNFers was Man Of The Match.
Now, the results are in and I'm delighted to announce…That No-one actually voted, so if you fancy the The Rat, The Turk or just need to refresh your memory of Freed's classic poachers goal – watch it all again here SEE BELOW
WELL DONE, Didge. And remember Monday is Bank Holiday so who fancy's the BHMNF Soccerette??
MNF 30th TRAILER DEWOGFRAUD FEW MONTHS AGO

Monday, 9 April 2012

BHMNF 9th TEAMS

Hi there,

It's April, the sun is NOT shining and it's been a rather long weekend for many of us that has entirely based around the consumption of chocolate. And some other stuff. But mainly chocolate. Good, eh?

And there's a new BHMNF today - the NONRATZGER one, no less - so perfect timing to kick back and enjoy it...

Enjoy the game…oh and if you can get 2 more Lloydy? Shatty? That would be great….


DARKS

Max
Dave Lee
Grotts
Freed
Singer
Weener
Josh Abrahams

WHITES

Dave Jones
Dan Reese
Josh Burns
Spencer
Gink
Cooper
Turk









Friday, 6 April 2012

BHMNF 9th


Hi there,

This week I've eaten a lot of burgers & Pasta. This is what happens when a new diner opens up right outside your office - big meaty patties, chips and milkshakes become your default foodstuff of choice. I was using this new diet as high-level training for an eat-fest over the forthcoming Easter weekend. It was going really well until - working a bit late last night - I found what looked like a human brain on a plate in the MNF fridge. I don't even want to think what was in the tinfoil next to it…especially as Defraud graced us with his presence on Wednesday night…

Happy holidays, good people.

Enjoy the weekend…Remember its Bank Holiday so don’t let me down – Soccerettes???