BHMNF 2nd

Until last week, Defraud seemed destined to see out the rest of his MNF career under the portly shadow of his goal in the MNF Trailer.  But with his latest offering on Monday - a similarly comedic shot that was way of target – he may just have ousted the weeks before performance. I know its bank holiday but the pitch is available, I’m sure Deniz H will genuinely be the biggest show-stealer. Who’s In?.

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BHMNF 1st

Our beloved MNF may have been as exciting as a pile of wet pants the last few weeks, but out there in the big bad world Monday’s game was half-decent. Well, good enough for regulars to get their Spanish mates to slip on their designer sportswear, at any rate. To celebrate, here’s the Friday email full of the world’s hottest MNFers. Incidentally, if you disapprove of candid shots of beautiful women taken unawares, then I apologise. Also, welcome to the internet.

Soccerette Anyone???

BHMNF 17th

If you’re one of the people who were willing to bet that next week’s MNF will be cancelled, our commiserations to you. Firstly a few of you might want to get away from the wives & GF's. And then once again for your apparent mental impairment. Seriously though – think about it. So while we might miss out on the opportunity to see what we’d all look like after eating loads of chocolate eggs, the continuing existence of MNF is, for most of us at least, a good thing. For one, it means another Thursday afternoon of work-shirking Soccerettes. Want in? Email yay or nay here. Take that, apocalypse.

BHMNF 29th

Happy Bank Holiday Weekend!

Yes, your hangover might hurt, but if you're reading this then it means you're physically capable of seeing out of the front of your face. Well done, MNFer. Now for the hard part: Getting an excuse to play footy on Bank Holiday. Most of them you're on your own with, but if you've got any fitness-based goals for the summer, you need to start with a brisk reply to this email. As MNF has got everything you need to get fit, strong and healthy - fast. Or by the time a get back from China anyway.

Soccerette Anyone?

BHMNF 2nd

Damon Letzer roll that around around your mouth a few times. Cool, huh? The name belongs to The MNF’s mouthiest contestant, a not so exotic 40-year-old of Persian descent. He’s wanted to play Bank Holidays  for “as long as I can remember”, and now it might happen. Elsewhere, I’m of to play tunes in Marbella and marvel at the mesmeric qualities of the revamped Bbeach Club, And not much else. Because it’s that good.

Might be difficult but BHMNF Soccerette Anyone??

BHMNF 31st

It's been an unbelievably brilliant week for Monday Night Football fans, and below is the reason why…BHMNF

Move aside Shimon Defraud: these perfectly aged originals (Lloyd, Josh & Bradley) are here to challenge your long-held MNF crown…

As the original jewish striker is everything you've ever wanted an MNFer to be…

Bank Holiday Soccerette before Carnival???

BHMNF 6th

If you’re one of the people who were willing to bet that this week’s Bank Holiday would spell the end of MNF, our commiserations to you. Firstly for your financial losses (Someone tried to fob me off with 2 1 euro coins). And then once again for your apparent mental impairment. Seriously though – think about it.So while we might miss out on the opportunity to see what we’d all look like after being nagged, moaned at and generally bored inside out, the continuing existence of MNF is, for most of us at least, a good thing. For one, it means another Monday evening of work-shirking fitness.Last nights Soccerette???